To categorize past Chicago Bears quarterbacks as mediocre would be a severe understatement. Since Jim McMahon walked off into the sunset, establishing the quarterback position has proven difficult for ...

As a dude, the one thing that I can appreciate is some solid facial hair. Usually a fan of the ironic mustache, I'll always offer a shot to another dude who isn't only unafraid to be bold enough to ...

Antifascist black metal satirists Neckbeard Deathcamp recently released the single “WHAT ARE THE CARGO POCKETS FOR LANZA? EXTRA MAGS?” off their upcoming sophomore album SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT, ...

Once the realization of LeBron’s departure to Miami sunk in, my thoughts quickly shifted away from basketball and addressed a far more interesting development in LeBron’s "decision": his pronounced ...

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You might remember the militantly leftist black metal band Neckbeard Deathcamp from such hits as “That Time a Super Serious Black Metal Band Canceled a Show Because They Refused to Play with a’Parody ...

Instead of Roger Goodell this year, maybe the NFL should let J.J. Watt announce all the first round picks at the NFL Draft. During the Pro Bowl Draft on Wednesday night, Watt proved that he'd be more ...